- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
AH-H-H...
- MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
THOSE TONSILS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO COME OUT, SON.
WE SHOULD CHECK HIM INTO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY.
YOU GO HOME AND GET HIS THINGS.
I'LL MAKE THE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS.
- THANKS, DOC.
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE HOSPITAL.
- GEE, I WISH HEATHCLIFF WERE ALLOWED TO VISIT ME
HERE IN THE HOSPITAL.
- NOW, DEAR, YOU KNOW
THERE ARE NO PETS ALLOWED IN THE HOSPITAL.
- [HUMS]
MM.
MMM!
[SMACKING LIPS]
COCONUT CREAM. MY FAVORITE.
I, UH, I HOPE IGGY LIKES THIS KIND.
I SAVED HIM ONE.
- NO PETS ALLOWED!
- THEN WHO LET HER IN?
- BEAT IT, CAT!
[RUMBLING]
- YEOW!
[GRUMBLES]
[SNAP]
OOH!
OHH!
EEGH!
YAAGH!
YIEE!
- LOOK AT THAT CAT. WHAT AN ACT.
- YEAH. HE'S PRETTY GOOD. HE OUGHTA BE ON TV.
- OHH! OOGH!
AGH! WEEGH!
OHH-AGH!
- BRAVO! BRAVO!
- WHAT AN ACT.
- TERRIFIC! - LET'S SEE SOME MORE.
[APPLAUSE]
- Nurse: YOU AGAIN?!
- UH-OH.
- I TOLD YA-- NO PETS ALLOWED!
[RUMBLE, BANG, CRASH]
- YEOW!
A FELLA COULD GET HURT HANGING AROUND HOSPITALS.
- IT'S TOO BAD THAT HEATHCLIFF COULDN'T COME TO VISIT ME.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING NOW.
- THIS TIME, I'M GETTIN' IN.
YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD CAT DOWN.
- NURSE JOHNSON REPORTING FOR THE SECOND SHIFT.
- GOOD, JOHNSON. YOU'RE 5 MINUTES EARLY.
YOU CAN TAKE THE EAST-- HEY, YOU!
THERE YOU ARE.
- WHEW.
HMM?
- I'M TELLING YOU,
I SAW SOMEONE GO INTO THIS SUPPLY ROOM.
DR. VON FRAUCH.
OH, I-I RECOGNIZED YOU FROM YOUR PHOTOGRAPH.
- HMM. TSK TSK TSK.
- COME ALONG. THE DOCTORS ARE WAITING FOR YOU
IN THE EXECUTIVE LUNCHROOM.
I KNOW THE DOCTORS WILL BE PLEASED
THAT YOU'VE ARRIVED EARLY FOR YOUR LECTURE TODAY.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- GREETINGS, DR. VON FRAUCH.
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU WOULD JOIN US FOR LUNCH.
[SNIFFING]
- WOW! OOH!
- PLEASE, DR. VON FRAUCH, BE SEATED.
[BELCHES]
IN YOUR REMARKABLE PHARBACOLLA OPERATION,
DO YOU TWEAK THE PHARPEL OR PHARB THE TWEAKER?
- [MUMBLING WITH MOUTH FULL]
- AMAZING.
- THE MAN'S A GENIUS.
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU DISCOVERED
A SCIENTIFIC USE FOR THE PIKIFLATERAN?
- [MUMBLING]
- INCREDIBLE!
- COFFEE, ANYONE?
[BELCHES]
- AND NOW THE FAMOUS DR. VON FRAUCH.
DR. VON FRAUCH, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION
OF OUR MODEST LITTLE HOSPITAL?
[HICCUP]
[NAUSEOUS GROAN]
FIRST ON THE AGENDA
IS THE GOOD DOCTOR'S FAMOUS LIVER OPERATION.
MOVING ALONG TO DR. VON FRAUCH'S
FAMOUS CORRECTIVE LEG SURGERY...
BUT PERHAPS THE MOST BRILLIANT
OF ALL HIS SUCCESSES
IS HIS WORK WITH HAIR TRANSPLANTS.
- All: AH!
[MURMURING IN AWE]
- ONE QUESTION BEFORE YOU GO, DR. VON FRAUCH.
- [MUMBLING]
- IN YOUR FAMOUS LIVER OPERATION,
HOW LONG DID YOU COOK THE ONIONS BEFORE SERVING?
- [MUMBLING]
- All: YAY!
- IT'S YOU AGAIN!
- UH-OH.
GOING UP!
- IT'S NO FUN
BEING IN A HOSPITAL ALL ALONE.
I'LL BET HEATHCLIFF'S HAVING FUN SOMEPLACE.
- STOP, YOU IMPOSTOR!
- UH-OH.
HERE COMES THE CHARGE OF THE HEAVY BRIGADE.
- ALLEY-OOP!
- YEOW-OW-OW-OW!
YEOW-OW-OW-OW-OW!
UH-OH. HERE COMES TONS OF FUN.
I'M OUTTA HERE.
- UHH!
- [GIGGLING]
I'LL DUCK IN HERE.
- I'M SURE I SAW HIM DUCK IN HERE.
HE'S IN HERE SOMEPLACE. I JUST KNOW IT.
HUH?
- MEOW.
- THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME!
- I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, IGGY.
- AS SOON AS DR. WILLIAMS ARRIVES,
WE CAN START THE CORN-REMOVAL OPERATION.
- OOF!
WHOA-OHH...
AAH!
WHOA-OHH...
AAH!
- [TARZAN YELL]
OHH.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- TA-DA!
UH, NO STARCH, PLEASE.
"615." HEY, THAT'S IGGY'S ROOM.
- THIS WAY! - NO, THIS WAY!
- TURN ON THE LIGHTS!
- WHOA.
- [ALL SCREAM]
- IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IGGY NUTMEG,
HE'S CHECKED OUT ALREADY.
IT SEEMS HE JUST HAD A SORE THROAT.
- OH, NO.
- WHOA!
NUTS!
- EXCUSE ME. I AM DR. VON FRAUCH.
CAN YOU PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE LECTURE ROOM?
- IT'S THAT CAT! GET HIM!
- YIPES!
PLEASE, STOP!
YOU'RE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!
- COME BACK HERE, YOU CAT!
WHEN I SAY NO PETS ALLOWED,
I MEAN NO PETS ALLOWED!
- TSK TSK TSK TSK.
[AUSTRIAN ACCENT] NOW, IS THAT ANY WAY
TO TREAT A FAMOUS VISITING SURGEON?
HEH HEH HEH!
HEE HEE HEE! NOW THAT I KNOW IGGY'S ALL RIGHT,
I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE.
BESIDES, I'M SICK OF THIS HOSPITAL.
HEATHCLIFF,
YOU'RE ONE CAT IN A MILLION.
- WHERE'S RIFF RAFF?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO.
- IT SEEMS, TO THIS DATE, RIFF RAFF IS LATE.
- RIFF RAFF'S BEEN LATE A LOT LATELY.
HE'S NEGLECTING OUR GANG.
I THINK IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.
- RIFF RAFF SHOULD BE HERE
TO MAKE THE OTHER GANGS RUN WITH FEAR.
- WAS THERE A MEETING TODAY?
- THE MEETING WAS AN HOUR AGO.
RIFF RAFF, WE HARDLY SEE YOU ANYMORE.
ARE YOU LEADING THIS GANG OR NOT?
- HECTOR, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I'M RUNNING THE GANG,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE OVER.
- WELL, IF YOU'RE NEVER AROUND,
MAYBE I SHOULD BE THE NEW LEADER.
- ALL RIGHT, HECTOR, FROM NOW ON,
YOU'RE THE NEW LEADER OF THE CADILLAC CATS.
I RESIGN.
- UHH! WHOA-OA!
- FROM WHERE I SIT,
I NEVER THOUGHT RIFF RAFF WOULD QUIT.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REALLY LETTING HECTOR TAKE OVER, RIFF RAFF.
- WE'LL SEE HOW LONG IT LASTS, CLEO.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE.
- NOW THAT I'M THE NEW LEADER,
IT'S TIME TO SHOW LEROY WE'RE IN CHARGE.
- WE'VE ALWAYS RUN THE SHOW. LEROY JUST DOESN'T KNOW.
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME HE FOUND OUT.
AS SOON AS LEROY GRABS FOR THE BONES,
WE PULL THIS STRING AND DROP THE CAGE,
THEN LEROY WILL BE TRAPPED.
[GOOFY LAUGH]
- WOW!
- WE'VE GOT HIM NOW.
IT'S...IT'S NOT WORKING.
MUNGO! WORDSWORTH!
HELP!
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ALL SCREAM]
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- HEH. JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING, LEROY, OLD BUDDY.
THIS TRAP WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU.
- A TRAP? SO THAT'S IT!
RROWW!
- WE'RE LEAVING, OR WE'RE GRIEVING.
- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
- RROWW!
RROWW!
- UH, COULD WE TALK THIS OVER?
- MY, MY, IT LOOKS LIKE HECTOR
HAS HIMSELF IN A REAL JAM.
I GUESS IT'S MY CIVIC DUTY TO HELP THE POOR SAP OUT.
[WHISTLES]
- HUH?
OHH, WOW!
I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
LOVE AWAITS.
HERE I COME, BEAUTIFUL!
YOU SEND MY HEART FLYING.
- LEROY, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW RIGHT YOU ARE.
- WHO-O-O-O-OA-A-A-A!
[BOING]
YEE-AI!
WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
- WHEW!
- STILL THINK YOU'RE UP TO LEADERSHIP, HECTOR?
- OF COURSE!
- GLAD TO HEAR IT.
BUT IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE TAKING A NAP.
- OHH! OH! I'LL SHOW HIM.
SHH!
RIFF RAFF IS ASLEEP.
- UH, ARE YOU SURE?
- HUH? AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
THIS HAD BETTER BE URGENT.
- WE GOT THIS LETTER FOR YOU TODAY.
IT LOOKS IMPORTANT.
- IT'S FROM SOMEONE I HAVEN'T SEEN IN YEARS,
A CAT NAMED "SHORTY."
- SHORTY? HE MUST BE A WIMP.
- YEAH, A WIMP.
- IT SAYS HERE THAT SHORTY DEMANDS TO MEET WITH
THE LEADER OF THE CADILLAC CATS.
IT MIGHT BE TROUBLE.
- I'M SURE WE CAN TAKE CARE OF ANY CAT NAMED SHORTY.
- SHORTY WILL REGRET THE DAY THAT HE GETS IN OUR WAY.
- IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, SHORTY WAS A PRETTY BIG CAT.
HE WEIGHED NEARLY HALF A TON.
- HA-HA-HALF A TON?
NO. MAYBE NOT HALF A TON.
- SHWOO!
- ACTUALLY, HE MUST BE CLOSER TO A FULL TON BY NOW.
BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
- MAYBE YOU COULD OFFER US SOME ADVICE, RIFF RAFF.
PLEASE?!
- OH, NO, HECTOR.
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF INTERFERING WITH YOUR LEADERSHIP.
WELL, I WOULDN'T MIND, JUST THIS ONCE.
- WELL, OK. MAYBE YOU OUGHTA TRAIN FOR SHORTY'S ARRIVAL,
IN CASE HE STARTS SOMETHING.
- WE'LL DO IT!
- AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU CONSTRUCT A REPLICA OF SHORTY
THAT YOU CAN PRACTICE AGAINST.
- DUH, YEAH.
THEN WE CAN GET SHORTY BEFORE HE EVEN GETS HERE.
- THAT SHOULD DO IT.
- I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT.
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I REMEMBER SHORTY.
- [GULP]
- NOW YOU'D BETTER PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELVES.
- HOW WILL WE DO THAT?
- DO I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING FOR YOU?
- DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT.
- I'LL ACCEPT ANY PLAN FROM ANY CAT
IF IT'LL STOP SHORTY FROM STOMPING US FLAT.
- NOW, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
ONCE WE GOT HIM TIED UP,
WE HAVE HIM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM.
- UNLESS SHORTY'S A DOPE,
WHY WOULD HE LET US TIE HIM WITH ROPE?
- WE'LL TRAP HIM BEFORE HE CAN STOP US.
THEN, ONCE WE HAVE HIM TIED UP,
WE WON'T LET HIM GO UNTIL HE SURRENDERS.
- IF SHORTY WON'T GIVE UP, I'LL STOMP HIM.
I'LL LIFT HIS LEG.
- WATCH OUT!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
- IF THIS IS MAKING IT, MY PAIN IS FAKING IT.
- DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT ANOTHER PLAN.
- DUH, OH, NO, NOT ANOTHER PLAN.
- READY! CHARGE!
- WE'LL SMILE, NOT FROWN, WHEN WE KNOCK SHORTY DOWN.
- SHORTY'S ESCAPED?
- NO, HE HASN'T. FOLLOW ME.
WHEN I SIGNAL, WE ALL LET GO OF THE BATTERING RAM.
NOW!
- DUH, NOW WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? OOF!
- CAN I OFFER YOU SOME CAT FOOD?
- WAAA-AY!
- WATCHING HECTOR TRY AND LEAD THE GANG
IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN GOING TO THE MOVIES.
- AND LESS EXPENSIVE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS BEFORE.
WE'LL PROGRAM THE ROBOT TO FIGHT SHORTY FOR US.
- THEN THE ROBOT AND HIS FUSES CAN TAKE ALL OUR BRUISES.
- WITH THIS REMOTE-CONTROL DEVICE,
THE ROBOT WILL PROTECT US FROM SHORTY.
ALL I GOTTA DO IS PUSH THIS BUTTON.
WE'LL TEST THE ROBOT'S STRENGTH BY HAVING HIM PUT OUR CAR BACK.
- DUH, THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN. LET ME TRY.
- THE ROBOT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
QUICK! MUNGO, STOP IT!
- DUH, I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
- RUN! RUN!
OH, NO!
WE'LL NEVER DIG THE ROBOT OUT IN TIME.
- ANOTHER PLAN THAT GETS US IN A JAM.
- HEY, YOU GUYS.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR ROBOT'S LYING DOWN ON THE JOB.
SHORTY SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
- WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FACE SHORTY BY OURSELVES.
RIGHT, GUYS?
RIFF RAFF, I'VE BEEN DESERTED.
YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
- I'D LOVE TO, HECTOR, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO INTRUDE.
IF THERE'S ONE THING I RESPECT, IT'S LEADERSHIP.
- RIFF RAFF, I'M SORRY I EVER QUESTIONED YOU.
WE NEED YOU.
WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAD US AGAIN?
- ALL RIGHT, HECTOR, IF YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY.
- NOW THAT YOU'RE LEADING US AGAIN, RIFF RAFF,
I'M SURE WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM SHORTY.
- DID I HEAR SOMEONE MENTION MY NAME?
RIFF RAFF, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- SHORTY!
- THIS IS SHORTY?
RIFF RAFF, YOU SAID SHORTY WEIGHED A TON.
- DID I? HE MUST'VE GONE ON A DIET.
- WHY, YOU!
- THE REASON I'M HERE IS I HEARD
SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO TAKE OVER YOUR GANG, RIFF RAFF.
AND I WANTED TO HEAR WHAT WAS HAPPENING DIRECTLY FROM YOU.
- WELL, YOU HEARD RIGHT, SHORTY.
FROM NOW ON, I'M THE LEADER OF THIS GANG.
- OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
BECAUSE I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE THAT DON'T HAPPEN.
- OH, THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, SHORTY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
- WELL, I MIGHT DO THIS.
- AAIII!
- YEESH! - YEESH!
- OR THIS.
- AAH-AH-AH!
- AND IF THAT DIDN'T WORK,
I'D HAVE TO GET ROUGH.
- UH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
RIFF RAFF'S OUR ONE AND ONLY LEADER.
- SORRY TO BE SO ROUGH ON YOU, HECTOR.
BUT A GUY MY SIZE HAS TO LEARN TO DEFEND HIMSELF.
- I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.
JUST LIKE YOU AND ME, GOLDFISH HAVE TO EAT ENOUGH FOOD
TO BE AT THEIR BEST.
AND IF IT'S UP TO YOU TO GIVE SOME FISH THEIR DAILY FOOD,
DO IT RIGHT. GIVE THEM JUST ENOUGH.
YOU SEE, SPIKE HERE HAS FED HIS FISH TOO MUCH FOOD.
- [BELCHES]
- SO REMEMBER, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS
OR ASK THE FOLKS AT YOUR PET STORE
HOW BEST TO FEED YOUR FISH.
AW, YOU OUGHT TO BE ON A DIET.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- COOKIE JAR!
HA HA HA HA HA.